Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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