Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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