If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Randomize
