So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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