Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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