I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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