I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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