So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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