talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
