I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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