She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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