i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Can I color on your dick again?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
