We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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