Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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