So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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