You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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