You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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