OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
