yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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