its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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