if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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