I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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