Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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