so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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