So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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