shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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