How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Even my vagina gasped.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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