so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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