yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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