i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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