Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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