So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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