I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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