I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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