these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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