It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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