How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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