I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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