? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jerry, you need to find god
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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