when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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