How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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