why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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