Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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