i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
