i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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