well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
