Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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