I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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