I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I forget how to act sober
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