"it" just moved
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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