Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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