you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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