i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's official drugs can't kill me
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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