I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
is it fun? or sober?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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