Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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